Get a free SEO website built for your trades business.
Custom-designed. Mobile-first. Ready to rank. Built in 14 days by the same marketer who took Adam Plumbing from 13 to 41 Google leads a month. No design fees, no lock-in contract, no juniors touching your project. See if you qualify in 60 seconds.



Chris, Ana and Audrey. No juniors, no outsourcing.
Meet the team →Most trades websites are killing your leads.
Not because the work is bad. Because the website quietly bleeds out every enquiry before it gets to you.
Slow sites scare off 53 percent of mobile visitors
Google bins any mobile site that takes longer than three seconds to load. If your homepage is a 4MB hero image and a dozen Font Awesome icons, every call-ready customer bounces before they even see your number. The booking never lands in your inbox.
No Google ranking, no free traffic
If you are not on page one for "[your trade] [your suburb]", you are paying for every lead twice: once with time on Facebook and once in Google Ads clicks. A site built for SEO from the ground up earns organic traffic that compounds month after month at zero marginal cost.
A Facebook page is not a business website
A Facebook page cannot rank on Google, cannot be styled to build trust, and cannot capture after-hours quote requests. Every customer who searches your business name on Google and lands on a half-finished Facebook timeline walks away wondering if you are still trading.

Meet your builder
Hi, I'm Chris.
For the last eight years I have been building and ranking websites for Adelaide trades and local service businesses. The business has 80-plus five-star Google reviews and I have personally managed more than 200 SEO and Google Ads campaigns across plumbing, electrical, roofing, concreting, detailing, hair and beauty.
When you hire Loudachris, you work with me. Not a junior I hired last month. Not an offshore account manager you have never met. Me. Ana runs the on-page SEO alongside me, Audrey manages your communication so nothing falls through, and the three of us handle every project end to end.
I built this offer because most trades businesses cannot justify paying $5,000 for a website up-front and then another $1,500 a month to rank it. So I removed the build cost. If your business fits, you get the whole thing for free and you only pay for the ongoing SEO that keeps the phone ringing.
8 yrs
hands-on
80+
5-star reviews
200+
campaigns
Real results, real businesses
Trades businesses we have already ranked.
Five snapshots pulled straight from client Google Search Console and GA4 accounts. Screenshots available on request.
Adelaide Plumber
Adam Plumbing and Gas
Before
13/mo
After
41/mo
From 13 to 41 Google leads per month in four months. Ten years of underperforming agencies before we stepped in.
Adelaide Electrician
Domestic sparkie, 6-man crew
GA4 sessions
248
After 5 months
1,920
From 248 to 1,920 monthly organic sessions. Ranked top three for 'electrician near me' in three southern Adelaide suburbs.
Adelaide Roofer
Residential re-roofing, 8 staff
Map rank
#14
After build
#2
Moved from page two to position two in the Google map pack in six months. Quote requests tripled, average job value $16k+.
Adelaide Concreter
Decorative and structural, 5 staff
Leads/mo
4
After 4 months
22
From 4 to 22 qualified form fills per month. Fully booked six weeks out, first time in the owner's 14-year career.
Adelaide Tiler
Bathroom and outdoor tiling, solo
Clicks/mo
62
GSC after 6 mo
780
From 62 to 780 Google Search Console clicks per month. Solo tiler now hiring an apprentice to keep up with demand.
See 93 more results
Every screenshot, ranking lift and revenue number we have on record. No cherry-picking.
The full stack
Your free build includes.
Ten tangible deliverables. Priced at market rates, the same package typically runs clients $2,700 or more.
Custom designed, not templated
$650Built from scratch to match your branding, not a WordPress theme we bought for $59 and recoloured.
Mobile-first, sub-2-second load
$300Hand-tuned for Core Web Vitals. Opens fast on a tradie's 4G phone on a worksite in a dead zone.
SEO-ready from day one
$450On-page SEO, schema markup, internal linking, and keyword-mapped page titles baked in before launch.
WordPress blog setup
$180Headless WordPress, ready for Ana to publish SEO articles that rank for long-tail keywords.
Google Business Profile optimisation
$250Full GBP audit, category fix, service list, photo upload, and review link generation.
10-page service and location site
$600Homepage, About, Services, Contact, plus 6 service and suburb pages mapped to what you actually rank for.
Conversion-focused copy
$400StoryBrand framework applied to every page. Customer is the hero, you are the guide.
SSL, hosting and domain setup
$120We do the migration, redirects, DNS, and SSL cert so your existing traffic does not disappear.
Google Analytics 4 and Search Console
$90Set up with conversion events, form tracking, and weekly email reports to your inbox.
90-day lead guarantee
PricelessIf you do not get at least 10 qualified leads in the first 90 days after launch, we work for free until you do.
Total value
$2,700+
Yours for $0 up front when you qualify.
Simple, start to finish
How the free build works.
Five steps. Fourteen days. No surprises.
Qualify
60 secondsAnswer three questions in the qualifier below. If you fit the build, you get a private link to book your strategy call. If you do not, we tell you why and point you somewhere useful.
Brief
30-minute callWe talk on Zoom or on the phone. You tell me what you do, who you serve, and what a great enquiry looks like. I show you the keyword data, the competitor gaps, and the page structure I plan to build.
Build
14 daysI design, write copy, build the pages, set up WordPress, wire in GA4, and stage the site on a preview URL you can review anytime. You get two rounds of revisions before we go live.
Launch
1 dayWe migrate your domain, push SSL, set redirects from the old site, verify GBP and Search Console, and the site goes live. You get a launch checklist email with everything that was shipped.
90-day guarantee support
OngoingMonthly SEO retainer kicks in at $1,500/month. I keep blogging, optimising, and chasing rankings. If you are under 10 qualified leads at day 90, I refund the three months and keep working until you hit it.
Two paths, same quality
Free build or paid build.
Pick the path that suits how you want to invest.
Free Build
For qualifying trades and local service businesses
Plus $1,500/month SEO retainer for 12 months
Included
Not included
Paid Build
For businesses that prefer full ownership with no retainer
SEO retainer is optional, cancel anytime
Included
Which is right for you?
Free build is better if you want leads from Google and are happy committing to 12 months of SEO. Paid build is better if you already have a marketing agency or you run your own ads and only need a site that converts.
Ten qualified leads in 90 days, or we work for free.
After your site launches, the 90-day clock starts. Over that window, if you receive fewer than ten qualified leads from the website and Google Business Profile, we do two things.
- Refund the three months of SEO retainer you paid during that window (a $4,500 refund on the free build path).
- Continue to work on your SEO at no cost to you until you hit the ten-lead threshold.
We define a qualified lead as a phone call longer than one minute, a form submission with a valid Australian phone number, or a GBP direction request from inside your service area. No tyre-kickers, no spam, no bot traffic.
In six years of offering this guarantee, we have triggered the refund exactly twice. Both times the client was in a regional market with under 200 monthly searches. We no longer take those builds on, which is why the qualifier exists.
Straight talk
What we will not do.
A short list. Saying no protects the clients who say yes.
Endless revisions after go-live
You get two revision rounds before launch and a 30-day tweaks window after. After that, changes are billed at $150/hour. This keeps your launch on schedule and stops scope creep from eating the margin on a $0 build.
Build for businesses that do not want to rank
If you do not want to show up on Google, we are not the right fit. We build everything with SEO in mind from the first wireframe. If you just want a brochure site your mum can admire, there are cheaper ways to get one.
Gambling, adult, crypto or MLM industries
Not a moral judgement, just a practical one. These niches have structural Google Ads restrictions and our team does not have the specialist knowledge to do them justice.
Businesses with under 15 staff hours per week of support capacity
SEO works because inbound calls turn into jobs. If you cannot answer a call within a few rings or reply to a quote within 24 hours, the leads we generate will leak out of the bottom of your funnel. We would rather say no than charge you to waste enquiries.
See if you qualify for a free SEO website.
4 quick questions. About 60 seconds. Nothing gets sent to us until you choose to.
Before you ask
Questions trades businesses ask first.
Is the build really free?
What is the catch?
Do I own the site?
What if I cancel the SEO retainer early?
How long does the build take?
Do you service my suburb?
What if I already have a domain?
What if I do not qualify?
Ready to see if you qualify?
Sixty seconds. Three questions. If you fit the build, you get the proposal inside 48 hours. If you do not, we tell you straight.
Prefer to talk first? Call Chris on 0403 454 199